Questions I ask myself every day

1. Is it time to feed her AGAIN?  Didn’t she JUST eat?

2. Have I showered yet today?

3. Did I brush my teeth this morning?

4. What day of the week is it anyway?

5. When was the last time I changed her diaper?

6. Should I wear this pair of dirty jeans, or that pair of dirty jeans?

7. OMG, when did my toddler get THIS big?

8. How many spit-ups can this shirt take before I have to get changed?

9. Do I have to get out of my pyjamas today?

10. is it bedtime yet?