I get this a lot.
Person X: “What? You ride a motorcycle?”
Person X: “You don’t look like a biker!”
Then if I asked them what a biker should look like, they look a little guilty and try to take back what they blurted out.
I mean, I am trying not to take this personally. I don’t look completely out of place, right?
So tonight I decided to Google “What does a biker look like?” This is what I found:
Ok, so, I don’t have chest hair poking out of my vest, and I don’t have any facial hair. According to this picture, right, I don’t look like a biker. They look so badass. I wish I’m so badass!
So I keep looking on Google, and this is what I found next:
Ok, so I don’t have tattoos, and I don’t sit with my bike half naked with a pink hammer. Again, I guess I don’t look like a biker. (By the way, this is an ad for the stool he is sitting on, and I am jealous of the photographer who made this wicked image! So perfectly done!)
Ok, how about some biker girls images? This is what I found:Wowza, nope, I look nowhere near that. She is so hot. Although I don’t know if I’d ride my bike with a bra and skirt and high heel shoes.
Ok, that was 3 for 3. I don’t look like a biker. Damn. People are right.