The other night, I said to Savanna, “讓媽咪抱抱”
Joshua said, “Mommy, don’t speak Japanese!”
I said, “Baby, that was Chinese.”
Joshua said, “I don’t want you to speak Chinese.”
I said, “Why not?”
Joshua looked at me like I missed something obvious, and said, “Because you have to speak good words.”
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I came home from snowboarding and said to Cliff, “Either I need to buy bigger pants, or I really need to lose some weight. I can barely button up my snowboarding pants.”
Joshua said, “How come you need bigger pants, Mommy?”
I said, “Because I put on too much weight.”
Joshua said, “Don’t worry about your weight, Mommy.”
I laughed, and said, “Oh yeah? Why did you say that?”
Joshua said, “Because your pants don’t worry about it.”
I said, “Ok, thank you, baby. You made me feel so much better.”
Joshua holds out a fry to me and said, “You want some fries?”