1. Is it time to feed her AGAIN? Didn’t she JUST eat?
2. Have I showered yet today?
3. Did I brush my teeth this morning?
4. What day of the week is it anyway?
5. When was the last time I changed her diaper?
6. Should I wear this pair of dirty jeans, or that pair of dirty jeans?
7. OMG, when did my toddler get THIS big?
8. How many spit-ups can this shirt take before I have to get changed?
9. Do I have to get out of my pyjamas today?
10. is it bedtime yet?