One night last week at the dinner table Joshua started fussing. I picked him up from his high chair and handed him over to Cliff so they can go play in the living room.
I sat back down to finish my salad. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a dark green smear on the back of my hand. Hmm, must be a piece of avocado in my salad that somehow smeared.
Instinctively, I raised my hand to my face, stuck out my tongue, and was going to lick the smear off the back of my hand.
Just when I was about to commit the act of licking, I suddenly remembered that there was no avocado in my salad. So what was the dark green smear on the back of my hand? Just then I heard Cliff say in the living room, “Oh no, leaky poo!”
Joshua’s poop had leaked out of his diaper, and smeared on my hand when I picked him up from his high chair. I almost licked it!