One night last week at the dinner table Joshua started fussing.  I picked him up from his high chair and handed him over to Cliff so they can go play in the living room.

I sat back down to finish my salad.  Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a dark green smear on the back of my hand.  Hmm, must be a piece of avocado in my salad that somehow smeared.

Instinctively, I raised my hand to my face, stuck out my tongue, and was going to lick the smear off the back of my hand.

Just when I was about to commit the act of licking, I suddenly remembered that there was no avocado in my salad.  So what was the dark green smear on the back of my hand?  Just then I heard Cliff say in the living room, “Oh no, leaky poo!”

Joshua’s poop had leaked out of his diaper, and smeared on my hand when I picked him up from his high chair.  I almost licked it!